Caption Competition

Can you provide some suitable captions for the following photographs:

"You just stepped on my heel!"
“You just stepped on my heel!”
"Are you talkin' to me?"
“Are you talkin’ to me?”
Undercarriage deployed
Undercarriage deployed
Sweet head
Sweet head
"He swallowed your whistle, ref"
“He swallowed your whistle, ref”

By Dr Alfred Prunesquallor

Maverick doctor with 40 years experience, I reduced my NHS commitment in 2013. I am now enjoying being free lance, working where I am needed overseas. Now I am working in the UK helping with the current coronavirus pandemic.


  1. My caption for the Zebras … “Do these horizontal stripes make my bum look too big?”
    For the giraffe …. “Geesh, that was a sour leaf!”
    For the little boys …. “Come on, let’s see those pearly whites!”

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