Well, you never know when you might need a few nuts, bolts, springs, shock absorbers.
Not needed if you go shopping on a horse. Maybe that’s why he looks so miserable. Or perhaps he has piles and needs to ride sidesaddle?
Department store on the pavement – material, clothing, shoes – but I’m not sure about the faux tiger fleece blankets.
There must have been a sale on.
These are designs which you can attach to your blouse or top. I was tempted.
Looking up a lady’s dress? No, hooking up a dress. Plenty of stock in store behind him.
How about a bit of KFC? They do home delivery if you pluck yourself.
Selling rope between the wheels of two motorbikes.
And if your whatsit has jammed, seized or rusted, just get this chap to bash it with a mini-sledge hammer. That will definitely sort it out, old school.
Have you ever wondered how the put the folds in folders? The bobble hat is optional.